May 30, 2012

Survival Guide: Road Trip Across America Edition

I'm in California now. I suppose this is where the real adventure begins, but let's not leave out the step in between. Here are my secrets to survive being trapped in a Scion xB for 2800 miles with my dad (who volunteered himself for this).

Day 1
  • My dad provokes my mom to cry before I leave, so I'm immediately annoyed. 
  • Dad uses his one "Watch Out!" for the whole trip. Seven minutes in.
  • Gas light comes on twenty-five minutes in. Oops.
  • Miss my first exit, something that wouldn't happen again until I crossed into California. 
  • Finally try that Dorito taco at a Taco Bell in Tennessee. Set the precedent for healthy eating that would happen for the next week. 
  • Realize I can't play Scramble With Friends while my phone is being used for music. Primary form of entertainment thus taken away. 
  • Begin playing License Plate Game. Start by seeing how many of the states we can list. I am awful at it. 
  • Get stuck in a traffic jam and knock out over half of the states from License Plate Game. 
  • Made a profit from a vending machine. Victory!
  • Traffic jam again. Escaped by going wrong way on an on-ramp. 
  • Eat at a place in Arkansas called Marketplace. So freakin good. Especially the pre-meal bread. Ate three loafs myself. 
  • Asked for directions and wound up getting a police escort to a hotel. 


Day 2

  • Continental breakfast at the Super 8, which was apparently a hotel before it was a movie.
  • Starbucks. Get some real coffee.
  • Decide Arkansas is a sucky state filled with nice people. 
  • Enter Oklahoma.
  • Find original Coney Island in Oklahoma City. Delicious, but not super classy. 
  • Enter Texas.
  • Enter a town with a sign that says, "Home of American Idol Carrie Underwood, Season 3." Also super classy. 
  • Hail in New Mexico. What the heck?!
  • Motel 6.
Day 3

  • Time changes throw me. I feel a surprising moral dilemma in adjusting to new times. It's like admitting that I don't live in Wilmington anymore. 
  • Entered Arizona. Back another hour.
  • Denny's. Got a to-go coffee the size of my head. 
  • Drove 60 miles out of way and back for Grand Canyon. Worth it. Hiked a chunk of Southern Rim. Still annoyed about having to pay $25 for a National Park though. 
  • Gas prices have been progressively going up all trip. Bracing for California. 
  • Get an e-mail saying the place I thought I was going to live isn't happening.
  • Cross into California. 
  • My dad is really pissed about California border patrol.
  • Almost run out of gas. 
  • Stay at weird Travel Inn in Victorville. Eat In and Out.
  • Search online for home.
Day 4
  • Indian man randomly tells me, "What you are doing is good, Keep it up."
  • Arrive in Orange County, California. Where I live. Whoa.